Just to let you guys know a little bit more about me, since I post so rarely but check often.

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( Nothing new or interesting here, guys, just some links for things I regularly check. )

Waited in line since 4am this morning only to find that tickets were sold out at 12:30 LOL FML

Though it's not that bad as those people who camped out overnight and still didn't get tickets HAHAHA.

For those of you who liked mai pumpkin in a previous post, I would greatly appriciate if you could do me a little favor!

Vote for my pumpkin please! I entered it in a little contest on deviantart.
See all the entries here: http://vashperado.deviantart.com/journal/28020966/
Poll here: http://vashperado.deviantart.com/journal/poll/808224/

Thanks bros. Blowjobs to anyone who votes.

Title: Timeskip Bullying, DELESHUS NECKING
Artist: searains
Warnings: The second one is nsfw.
Characters/pairings: Arthur, Merlin
Images: 2
Notes: I finally got the chance to scan in a bunch of stuff today so I figured I might as well post these up.


( Timeskip Bullying )


( DELESHUS NECKING )

I made a pumpkin carving! My first instinct is to apologize for all the posts lately, but I just realized that maybe upping my quota of posts-per-month to 5 instead of 3 might not make that much of a difference.



( Another )

I... I made this today! AND IT WAS DELICIOUS. AND EASY. For those of you who actually know how to cook, don't scoff at me.

( Recipe )

OKAY F-LIST, TIME FOR A CHALLENGE!!!! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE IT ON?!


In a corner of the internet, there is a Flash Game. This flash game is old and well-played, and you may have seen it before, but I have yet to meet anyone who can beat my highest score. Until one day, I challenged my geeky programmer guy friend, who I knew would not be able to sleep until he beat me.

After hours upon hours, he did, with a score of 5,500,080. And then he put on a tux and cufflinks and took his girlfriend out to an expensive dinner to celebrate.

I WAS APPALLED. And now I challenge you, flist, to play this game and possibly beat my (and maybe his) score. I know I probably won't be sleeping tonight until this gets done.

Also: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Everything (digital) I've drawn for Merlin so far. A coding nightmare for a noob such as me

Title: This Land Is Yet Ours, Arthur, Random Hug Drawing
Artist: searains
Warnings: None
Characters/pairings: Arthur, Merlin
Images: 3


( This Land Is Yet Ours )


( Arthur )


( Random Hug Drawing )

I did this for the kink meme. Image under cut, lots of uncredited fanart. Yes, this was a real prompt.

( BOOM DE YADA~ BOOM DE YADA~ )

Balls. I liked it better when I didn't have responsibilities. How the hell do adults keep track of all this shit?

Menu for today: Omlette. Eggs, spinach, onions, tomato, sour cream, mushrooms, cheese in vegetable oil.

( Completely unrelated genderbender Ike and Soren under the cut )

CAPSLOCK COCKSLAP, ELECTRIC COMPANY!

A sufficient number of candles, holders, and matches: $8
Food that will go bad because the refrigerator isn't running: $6
Me having to go out to eat because my electric stove is down: $5
Running a cable from an outlet in the hallway into my apartment and hooking up my computer and lamp anyway: Pricless.

There's some things money can buy, but for everything else, there's being a goddamn squatter and stealing everything like the fucking hobo poor college student unwilling to go even one night without his or her computer you are.

-

That's right, my electricity got turned off because the electric company needs my lease which I forgot to fax to them to seal the deal. Promptly faxed as soon as I realized my precious power was gone, and they still couldn't turn on the damn thing before tommorrow.

And so, I decided to run a cable into my room from the outlet across the hall instead, getting several strange looks from passerby (AS IT IS NOT SUBTLE BY ANY MEANS). I also taped it to the ground to make it look more legit, and now have a small lamp as well as my computer set up (though the latter is all that was needed to make me a happy camper anyway).

Also, reading/drawing by candlelight was a lot less romantic than I had hoped. Mostly because I found out that candles only give off slightly more light than THE MOON.

I will try showering by candlelight later, though it'll likely turn out like this:

Haven't really shared any proper art in a while, here we go. Here's yet another retouched webcam pic! Also, I found my tablet pen! It was hiding in my bag the whole time. Now I can spend my birthday present money on an electric guitar and amp!

I've been rewatching this series (again), so much nostalgia ; w;

Okay, in case there is anyone wondering why I have basically disappeared off the internet (which may or may not be wishful thinking on my part) I have been a very busy girl. In a nutshell I have: Gotten back from China, spent less than a week in california in which I did the usual (beach, rock band, hung out with my bff, mixed drinks then drank them, ate like a fucking pig) then hastily packed and hightailed it to indiana for college, in which I signed a lease and moved into my apartment.

Which, fyi did not have any furniture and I did not have a car which is required to move furniture in. My phone shorted in China and I left my credit cards in Cali, therefore I lived like a "fucking squatter" and slept on the floor and had only 3$ to spend on food. I called my bff in california and made her order me a pizza until monday when I could access my bank. I filled my spare internet-free time with reading absurdly long fanfiction (I will never admit to this in real life).

Apologies all around. A particular one to measuringlife, I have your birthday present ready and I hope you'll forgive me for not making a post on the proper day; I didn't have internet. I also don't have a scanner but I hope to find one soon. Come on AIM sometime and we can talk about mailing arrangements if you want the blasted thing physically.

Ugh, I didn't intend this to be wholly and completely a boring post about real life but I HAVE NOTHING TO SHARE.

Oh wait. Here's a webcam picture of Soren lighting a cig.


....My tablet pen is gone.

Title: Nacht
Series: FE7-6
Characters/Pairing: Karel/Guy
Warnings: Yaoi, NC-17, Bloodplay, Necrophilia, FE6-7 Spoilers concerning aforemented characters.
Word Count: 1715
A/N: I'm going to warn again for necrophilia, in case you missed it up there. This may squick. I know some people don't like Karel acting like this, but I say, "Someone's gotta do the rapin'!" ...Though, I'm not sure this counts as rape. He never heard a no, and that's enough justification for me!

And I'd like to add a disclaimer about how this does not turn me on. It's more about... character exploration. Sick, bloody character exploration.

Thanks to measuringlife for making a kink meme prompt just so I would have the excuse to write this.

( The sword slid out of Guy effortlessly. )

Title: Phoenix
Fandom: Fire Emblem 9/10
Characters: Stefan
Images: 1
Warnings: None
Notes: Young Stefan. Originally done in pen on lined paper, then got it's picture taken with my crappy webcam, then re-glued together and touched up and improved in Photoshop. I think there's a lot of things that I did well on this picture, but on the other hand, it still seems like generic hackish birds-n-blur fare.

The Phoenix legend likely comes from crows, who apparently like to stand near small forest fires and fluff their feathers. When they leave, it looks like they're flying from it.

Though, that has nothing much to do with this picture. Stefan interests me because he represents what the branded eventually go through (read: a lot of angst not that I don't enjoy it) and becomes cynical and jaded as a result. He's like the "this is what would have happened!" character. And that's cool. Being hot doesn't hurt either.

Also, thanks to measuringlife who inspired me to finish this.


( Phoenix )

My trip in China is fucking epic.

Today, I went to lunch with three other guys from the office. The food wasn't that good, but at least it was cheap.

I teach english workshops twice a week, and I forgot what led up to it, but I suggested that I should do one on how to swear at people in english - because that is part of my chinese education that I think I'm lacking in. Everyone agreed that it would be very popular.

Anyway, the conversation escalated up to "epic" pretty quickly. Apparently Chinese people learn a ton of swears from movies already. One decided to share - [Note, the following conversation is all in Chinese, expect the specific english phrases they were saying] "I've watched so many American movies, I've learned all the swear words from them."

Another: "like what?"

And the guy said, in heavilly accented english, "I'll kick your ass!"

The other guy: "Ooh. that reminds me of that time I learned english in the schoolyard. I never understand what's going on in the workshops, but I learned this one really quick."

Everyone was like "What was it, tell us."

But he seemed really reluctant to do so, until the third guy prompted him. He was like, "Was it, 'I'll fuck your mom'?"

The other guy: "Pretty close, it was actually "Turn around, I'll fuck you!"

The table bursts into laughter, and the guy was like "It just stuck in my head after I heard it! It was pretty amazing."

The other guy, after he stops laughing: "Hey, hey. You know, black people love this phrase! The next time you see a black person, you should go up to them and say it! It's very good! They'll like it!"

[The first guy whacks him a couple of times playfully]

The other guy continues, "But yeah, 'fuck you' shows up in every english movie I watch! That's how I learned how to swear in english. But Wei here, the next time he wants to say "I'll kick your ass!" he'll say "I'll kiss your ass!"" Of course, only me and him get the joke, but Wei does knows we're laughing at him and he whacks the guy again. They start to talk about movies and actors after that, but it was hilarious. More than made up for the shitty food.